Friday, May 18, 2012

New Zealand Cheap Campervan Hire!

New Zealand is renowned for its natural beauty and while many of these locations can be found on the main tourist routes, without the ability to drive ‘off the beaten’ track, many of New Zealand’s most scenic and attractive locations may be missed. Wicked Campers will allow the flexibility you need to see New Zealand at your own pace, choosing your routes and destinations. You’ll be so flexible that people will start thinking you’re a gymnast or a part-time Stripper named Tina.

Campervan Rental Auckland

But seriously - the best part about hiring a campervan is that you have your transportation and accommodation all in one. Don’t worry about lugging your luggage out of buses everyday, checking into new hostels and sharing dorm rooms with strangers; when you’re in a Wicked New Zealand Campervan you can simply stop driving when you get tired, or when you find your own little piece of paradise. Or you might see a damn hot chicky or guy and want to stalk from afar! With no set itineraries you can roam the stunning landscape, whenever, wherever and with whomever you please.

About Auckland: Auckland is New Zealand’s largest city and after picking up your Auckland campervan from our Onehunga depot, why not duck into town and begin your adrenaline-filled adventures by walking the perimeter of the Auckland Sky Tower – its 192m high and there’s no barrier between you and the air - scary!! After exploring town, use your campervan to drive you and your buddies (or buddettes) down South. Only a few hours south of Auckland is a town called Rotorua that is famous for its thermal mud baths and epic white-water rafting experiences. Further south is the beautiful town of Taupo, where you can get your adrenaline fix by bungy-jumping over glittering Lake Taupo and jet-boating in some crazy rapids. The money you save by staying in your New Zealand campervan will allow you to spend your hard-earned cash on all these amazing activities – and on mind-altering drugs!!! If you have more time up your sleeve, take your Auckland campervan with you on the Bluebridge Ferry from Wellington to Picton and explore all the South Island offers.

Wicked Campers Auckland Depot: 144 Captain Springs Road, Onehunga

Campervan Hire Christchurch

Forget about lugging your backpacks out of buses everyday/checking into new hostels/sharing dorm rooms with strangers; when you’re travelling in our New Zealand campervans simply stop driving when you find your own little piece of paradise OR A CHEAP BOTTLESHOP. With no set itineraries you can roam (or stumble) the stunning landscape, whenever, wherever and with whomever you please (someone sexy, hopefully).

Remember you can take your campervan across to the North Island by booking in with Bluebridge Ferries who offer a 15% discount for all Wicked Campers customers. Our New Zealand budget campervan rental locations are conveniently located in Auckland, Christchurch and Queenstown with one-way rentals available all year around.

About Christchurch: Christchurch, known as The Garden City (which means there’s a tonne of weed in these parts) is a gorgeous European-inspired city conveniently located on the South Island. If you have a short stay planned in Christchurch, you better extend your time here because there is so much to do! A wine connoisseur (we call them dickheads in Australia)? Get that sexy little Wicked Van ready and take a roadtrip up north from Christchurch to the beautiful Marlborough Region and get trashed on some delectable award-winning wines (and while you’re hanging out in the lush green valleys of New Zealand, why not pick up a few mushrooms...Awesome!) An adrenaline junkie? Bungee-jumping first started in New Zealand, why not test yourself by jumping off a bridge in Queenstown, throwing yourself out of a plane, kite-surfing, or hiking the Fox Glacier? But personally I think you’d have to be a complete psycho to want to jump off anything really high... A younger, cuter, aspiring David Attenborough? I’ve been told I’m more like an older version of Steve Buscimi...which is cool cos’ chicks dig movie stars... Take a drive two hours north of Christchurch and visit the quaint town of Kaikoura that runs whale-watching (I like to watch) tours all year round and has sexy dolphins and gorgeous seals just waiting to meet you. So if you’re like me and have a fetish for marine animals, then New Zealand will really turn you on baby! Ooooooh yeah! A budding photographer? Along every patch of road and corner you turn is the opportunity to take a stunning photograph, it’s just part of New Zealand’s natural charm. And with your stunning good looks and a Wicked Camper all painted up like a sexy little whale – you’ll think about modelling, maybe even try it – until you realise that it’s all just superficial and that while the money’s good, you feel like no-one appreciates your intelligence and that maybe you could be a writer or an artist...the world really is your oyster in a Wicked van.

Wicked Campers Christchurch Depot: 135 Ferry Road, Christchurch, New Zealand

Campervan Hire Queenstown

About Queenstown: Queenstown – We guarantee you’ll be so exhausted after the day and nights activities in Queenstown that the only sheep you’ll be counting will be the ones you’ll pass on the road each day! Sexy sheep! Queenstown has it all – the best party culture, the best ski resorts, blue skies, wineries, lake-side walks and hundreds of adventures on offer such as sailing, hiking, climbing, cycling, golfing, mountain-biking and skiing. The town goes OFF all-year around and is surrounded by majestic, awe-inspiring mountains and the crystal clear Lake Wakatipu – you can’t afford to miss it on your next wicked roadtrip. Seriously – Queenstown is AMAZING – and there’s hot chicks – lots of hot chicks. And hot guys – in Wicked Campervans ...sexy Wicked Campervans. The whole of New Zealand can be your slice of heaven, with convenient rest stops, Conservation Parks and campsites sprinkled across all the major roads and tourist tracks. You’ll save a fortune on hostels and bus tickets, meaning you’ll have more cash in your pocket for all the awesome experiences on offer in Queenstown and beyond. With no set itineraries you can roam the stunning landscape, whenever, wherever and with whomever you please. And with all that extra cash you’re saving you’ll be able to score a tonne of drugs...we’re talking COCAINE MONEY kiddies!!! Remember you can take your campervan across to the North Island by booking in with Bluebridge Ferries who offer a 15% discount for all Wicked Campers customers. Our New Zealand budget campervan rental locations are conveniently located in Auckland, Christchurch and Queenstown with one-way rentals available all year around and for driver’s under the age of 21.

Wicked Campers Queenstown Depot: Unit 13 174-178 Glenda Drive, Frankton